As Mad As A Hatter.

Ask me anything;   “and those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music”

gorlt:

gorlt:

i’m horny but i don’t wanna masturbate because i’m tryna get right with god

you ever cum so hard ya legs start shaking n ya face get all sweaty and you hallucinate and see Jesus shakin his head no

(via odd-life)

— 52 minutes ago with 17599 notes
lggyzalea:

 

h0r:

i peed myself at the grocery store so i had to make it look like it wasn’t me

lggyzalea:

 

h0r:

i peed myself at the grocery store so i had to make it look like it wasn’t me

(Source: robotindisguise, via provau)

— 53 minutes ago with 168024 notes

”i paint myself because i am so often alone”

(Source: plasticbeaches, via ughbenedictwhy)

— 54 minutes ago with 88473 notes
kobetyrant:

when your homegirls boyfriend ain’t shit and he try saying hi to y’all

kobetyrant:

when your homegirls boyfriend ain’t shit and he try saying hi to y’all

(via ruinedchildhood)

— 16 hours ago with 3952 notes

africandad:

"touch my butt and buy me pizza"

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(via ruinedchildhood)

— 16 hours ago with 48247 notes
sagegalo:

avianawareness:

THEY JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER

This is the best one I’ve ever seen!!

sagegalo:

avianawareness:

THEY JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER

This is the best one I’ve ever seen!!

(via lokiwarrior)

— 16 hours ago with 506728 notes

missing-strings:

Can’t say my mom was too happy with my senior pictures…

(via lokiwarrior)

— 16 hours ago with 42651 notes